welcome to my wacky world!!!

me: (testing kuya) kuya do you know what to do in case i collapse and dad is not here?
kuya: yeah ate you call 000 and ask for an ambulance, cedric call dad and i will administer cpr.
me: no need for a cpr kuya...
kuya: but mum the school taught us how to do cpr. it's a waste of skills if i cannot apply it...
me: ok. kuya do you know what to do if someone is choking?
kuya: yes.
me: even if a dog chokes?
cedric: mum that's easy.if a dog is choking get a gun if you have one and shoot it...
me:ah....
cedric: mum what am i good at?
ate: making stories and cruelty to animals.